One of the most important tools in every rasiation therapists arsenal is the Laundry Marker, this implement has the extreme responsibility of marking field centres, and exagerating tattoos on the patients to make an accurate set up before treating.
Today whilst I sat waiting for the pub to open at university to play pool, I glanced at the campus noticeboard and, heavens above, noticed some religious propaganda posters from the "Students for Life" or some similarly cheesily named group. They featured a mobile phone screen which showed:
Message received: From God
[and then a message was inserted here with a ?mark]
The first one read: "Where are you going?" - They don't really do much for the image of god as a paedophile and stalker and definitely make the claim that he is omniscient seem ridiculous.
The second read: "Who cares? I do." - Wow what a nice bloke caring about complete strangers, coz he obviously has no clue where they are going [I was headed for the pub]
The third and last on that noticeboard read: "Follow me." - There we go, the clincher, god is a paedophile.
I really wished I had my trusty laundry marker on me at that moment to respond, with my jovial insights.
It will accompany me for the next week.
On another board there was my favourite one:
"If you think the mona lisa is a masterpiece, look in the mirror when you get home."
Now is that the cheesiest pick up line ever. And what happens if you are actually hideous, you look in the mirror and go oh fuck I don't compare to the mona lisa, I should end it, hey god even endorsed it.
