Yesterday afternoon I was walking through a set of traffic lights in the CBD and as I approached the other side of the road I took note of a proselytiser's sign.
It read something along the lines of: "If you don't accept jesus and embrace him you and everyone you love will go to hell. But you can be saved."
Imediately I began to fume, if you don't know me I am a rather angry young man at times and I like the anger because it helps me to sort things out effectively...I hadn't been angry in ages, not really, but at that point I was furious. I mean the cheek of the bastard.
I strode toward the sign and was preparing to kick it to pieces when the proselytiser lunged forward with his pamphlet of doom. Thus diverting me from my course of kicking the sign.
At this point I think it prudent to ooint out that I was wearing faded camo pants [no, not my army kit] and a t-shirt pronouncing "Sarcasm - Is one of the services I offer"
Naturally I tried to use my x-ray vision [one of the skills you get taught as an Radiation Therapist] to glare through his skull and swore loudly at him, "Fuck off, there is no fucking way I am taking one of those."
To which he retreated and smiled smugly.
I know exactly what he had on his mind, Well he is going to hell, haha. As he continued his smug smile.
It made me laugh that he was so transperant.
