Last weekend a soldier from my company died, he jumped from a bridge in a drunken state and caught his leg, yes it is sad he was 22. However most of us in the company did not personally no him well and those that did said he was an asshole, so there we have it. What I am getting to is that our Padre held a short memorial at training. It was extremely elaborate, and way overdone considering how well we knew the man. But one thing got me:
As the Padre read from his little copy of the HOLYshit Book I could not help smirking when he read something along the lines of:
"...and Jesus turned to Mathew and said, 'I will be leaving soon, I will be going to a place which is not here on earth, but elsewhere, you will be able to follow me in time."'
Now obviously Jesus is an Alien, Heaven is a planet, and when he refers to Mathew or John or whoever following him he is clearly referring to the Space Race, and the NASA and Russian and Chinese efforts. That after all is what the space race is about, the first to find Jesus, right?
At last we have definite proof that their is life out there, and from a reputable source too. At last we can just scoff at christian fools when they laugh at us for saying that we believe there is/may be life out there.
Thank you Jesus, for being the first Alien to make contact.
And isn't the baby Jesus portrait above cute. xo
