But how do atheist pray?

Happy holidays and partys please...

I'm sick, tired and unremarkably late for work again. It's fatal this time you know I can feel th nausea and just know that at some point I will die of that deadly overexpressive freckle which clearly harbours ulterior motives. It's unlikely that I will die of the sore throat but one thing is clear all of the "evidence" is pointing to the mortal end for me.

My mind starts whirring, a slow process I'll admit but one I rather like the sound of. That's when I start to really contemplate my options. I think back to what the majority of society do when placed in the same albeit similar circumstances and then it strikes me like a train with a beyond blue advertisement on the front: I should pray... But who do arheists pray to?

The usual names spring to mind; Satan, dawkins(supposedly a reincarnated of Satan based on conclusive evidence from the church), the flying spaghetti monster, hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Marx, Bokonon.

Then I remembered the religion I had taken up only two months prior to my imminent near death. Frisbeetarianism. Fucks me who the god is but it's a surefire way to get to watch the rest of these religious nuts screw up society for all eternity.

More on Frisbeetarianism and Bokononism next time.


- It's time we said no to apathy