Seems to me a fairly loaded question. Because straight away I know that it doesn't matter one iota what I say you are still gonna tell me what you believe and try an kick some heathen ass at least figuratively.
Recently I have started responding differently to everyone. It is a little known fact that I am a disgraced Muslim. I converted to Islam with the sole intention of committing apostasy. For blasphemy day last year. So sometimes I'm islamic. Sometimes I'm a bokononist. Sometimes I'm a frisbeetarian. Sometimes I am each and am evolving spiritually. I use comedy to belittle faith to the point where my interrogator doesn't want to expound their own religion upon
Me due to feelings of inadequacy.
It'd great!!
A bit on the two religions:
Bokononism-
Is a belief that peole just came into being out of a swamp and the belief that the whole religion is based on a pack of foma or lies. This includes all of the proclaimed holy book and contained stories and poems. In a sense it is the ultimate nihillistic religion.
It also has the rather fetching idea if bokomaru or touching of the soles of the feet together to convey love and respect.
Frisbeetarianism-
Is the belief that when you die your soul goes up and gets stuck on the roof. And is by far my favourite religion.
Nanoism is also an interesting religion dreamt up by the fantastic Douglas Adams whereby conversions are made by wiggling your little finger at someone. Apparently most everyone has been converted at some point without knowing making it the mist prevelant religion in the universe.
- It's time we said no to apathy
Location:Maragani Ct,Samford Valley,Australia
