Signs from God or you know

On every church you see signs, you know those big boards that either light up the night sky like a firework or light up my day as I drive past while the suns still up.

Don't churches realise that if the messiah ever comes back the wis men will never be able to find him for all the Star's of Bethlehem. There'd have to be a hell of a lot more than three wise men to have any hope.

And then of course there are the doomsday signs...come join everyone for the rapture before the world ends next year. These are printed on giant bill boards begging people to join there loved ones in the afterlife, are we lemmings or are we men? It makes me laugh that most of these doom sayers are heralding from groups such as Family Radio, what a misconception that one is, if you heed the sign your family will shortly be part of a suicide cult...woooh.